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UNFUCKABLE TAPE

UNFUCKABLE TAPE

Regular price $14.95 USD
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They say it's impossible to know and be perfect.... that might be right, but it's easy enough to know and be fuckable or not.  

No one cares about your height in cm or inches... it just doesn't matter.

All your need to know is if you're tall enough to make you FUCKABLE or UNFUCKABLE.

ps. the label changes over at around 180cm or ~6ft 👀

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The only measuring tape you'll ever need

Take it to a party, gift it to a friend or bring it on a date with that guy who claims he's 6ft... this is the only measuring tape you'll ever need.

FAQs

Here because of TikTok or Instagram?

That TikTok algo is wild 'ey?!

But yes! This is the same viral measuring tape that you've seen on TikTok, creating fun moments and laughs. Our Unfuckable Tape has gone viral on TikTok and is now ready to be bring you a great laugh.

Do you ship worldwide?

Yep! We ship to the US, UK, Australia and a number of other countries.

Unfortunately, we don't ship to EU countries because of VAT.

When will I get it?

We're shipping them (from the UK) as the orders come and so you should get them within about 2 weeks.

Do you offer refunds?

Sure, just as long as it's not because you realized you ain't tall enough to be fuckable.

As long as your return it to us within 14 days of receipt and it's undamaged then we'll give you your money back (less postage).  

Just use the contact form and quote your order number.

So... how tall do you gotta be?

If you want to save yourself the embarassment then you gotta be around 180cm or roughly 6ft to be fuckable.

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